Despite knowing that it would not be a pleasant experience, I had to try it. I’m glad I did, but I was right. It was not at all pleasant. It tasted like a bad sherry: a bit like seawater, thin, flat and fruitless.
Luckily, the store took it back and I got a full refund. I wish I could force them to take it off their shelves, though, because no one should attempt to drink that wine and I shudder to think that someone could open that bottle and think THAT is white Burgundy.